S4E21 | Kentucky Fried Beltzman: Part 1

Podcast Episode

Episode 100, Part 1 | April 12, 2023

Host

Van, Spencer, Brian

About

According to Jim became an oft-referenced topic on Boob Tube Boys after Van used the show’s blunt-force inanity for moments of levity during otherwise difficult conversations. The guys decided it was the only real option for episode #100!

Jim (played by Jim) is a lump-shaped turd of a man who does man things like men should. He has an attractive wife, an unmarried (and thus unhappy) sister-in-law, some kids, and a marshmallow sidekick. When Jim’s friend Beltzman dies and a prized baseball card is placed in the deceased’s coffin, will Jim show restraint or be a loud, brash asshole?

The BTBs also roll out plenty of extras in honor of their 100th episode. Van presents his Bozo of the Day segment, while Brian reads listener questions about the podcast’s history, back catalog, and more!

Highlights

-Did you guys know Jim Belushi likes the blues?

-Is “Pops” God?

-Conch blowing will take the world by storm

S4E21 | Kentucky Fried Beltzman: Part 2

Podcast Episode

Episode 100, Part 2 | April 14, 2023

Host

Van, Spencer, Brian

About

Beltzman is dead. The flags are half-mast, the world is in turmoil. Jim realizes he only has only more shot at getting his precious Ernie Banks rookie card back from his pal’s actual cold, dead hands, and he’s willing to shun any number of grievers to get the job done.

When Jim catches on and realizes the episode’s big twist, he acts like a grown up and eggs the vehicles of his family and friends. What a show!

The BTBs have plenty more bonus material to ring in the big 100! Brian pitches titles to Spencer and Van in an attempt to create a new hit television show. The guys don tuxes and induct the first three members of the Boob Tube Boys Hall of Fame in a controversial (but historic) segment.

Highlights

-Ah! A ghost!

-Dr. Spitball and Matthew McConaughey’s Mud

-A certain avian hero returns, much to Spencer’s chagrin