Around the Horn: 3/3/16

Ever wonder what’s going on with the top names in the best game in the World? Find out here as we ask the greatest minds in baseball about hot topics from around the league.



“First off, our last names aren’t even the same. Come on man, he’s animated, and if I was animated my lines wouldn’t move around like that. Also I’m pretty sure my mouth is bigger.”

-Erik Kratz, on whether or not he was the basis for the Comedy Central television show Dr. Katz.


“After an offseason to think about it, everything turned out fine. Mistakes were made and now that Bryce understands that what he did was wrong, we are both ready to move forward. No autographs.”

-Jonathan Papelbon, on the famous spat between he and Bryce Harper in 2015

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“It was the damnedest thing. There I was, watching a grown man shove an entire fistful of cheese balls into his mouth, nary a word could force him to do otherwise. “Vin old boy,” I said to myself. “Vin what have you gotten yourself into!” Well next thing you know everyone’s hooting and hollering about some sort of airplane crashing in New York. It was then that I knew an Angel was taken from us too soon. I called up his wife and his sons to offer my condolences. Now every time I think about a car full of the Hispanics, I can’t help but wonder if my wife knows about Justin Turner. Of course this is all before I knew about Clayton’s swear jar. It helps keep the bees out.”

-Vin Scully, on whether or not age has slowed him down in the booth


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