Van Lee and Love, a Cautionary Tale

I recently found myself discussing the finer things in life (pokemon cards, cold gatorade, and kitties) with this beautiful woman that I met at a bar. I invited her back to my place for some “fun.” Lo and behold, she agreed! The next thing I knew, there was this 23-year old vixen at my door…

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“Knock, knock.”

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“Oh, why hello there! Why don’t you come on in!”

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“Welcome, welcome. Please have a seat.”

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“Here, I’ll take that coat for you.”

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“I’m so glad you came. I love hearing about your day and think you’re just the best.”

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“Here, I’ll give you the tour.”

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“This is the bedroom…”

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“Perhaps you would like to get comfortable? Maybe you should take your top off.”

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“I’m sorry, this never happens to me. Maybe we could just cuddle and talk?”

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“It’s because you NEVER support me! How can I find you attractive when you don’t care about me?”

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“You know what? I’ve had it with your lies!!!”

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I’ll show her. I’ll make sure she never does this again.

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“Honey! I have something for you!”

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“Good night, my love.”

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Refreshing!

zacapa

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