S1E13 | Redneck Roadtrip

Podcast Episode

Episode 27 | September 8, 2021

Host

Van

About

One day, stories will be written about the social conditions that enabled Duck Dynasty to become a hit show in the 2010s. For now, you’re just going to have to listen to the Boob Tube Boys do their best to parse the swampy terrain of the Robertson family’s television program.

The Robertson family is preparing for Duck Commander Sunday just like any other year, but this time around, there are complications. Willie sends his brother Jace on a mission to pick up a few UTVs while dodging their uncle’s Vietnam farts. Miss Kay can’t finish stirring her jambalaya on account of a loose gator. There’s a guy named Martin.

Stuck with helming this perilous journey, Van leads Brian and Spencer in a quackin’ discussion of Duck Dynasty’s place in the reality TV world.

Highlights

-Is Shreveport really the big city?

-All the different kinds of gators and crocs

-Everyone tries to figure out what a UTV is

S3E8 | Duck Be a Lady

Podcast Episode

Episode 28 | September 17, 2021

Host

Van

About

Van is disappointed to find that he must host yet another episode covering Duck Dynasty, this one possibly more vapid than the last.

Sadie would like to attend a school dance, but her dad Willie is afraid a boy might like her. Jace and the Duck Commander staff can’t figure out how to find coffee in the 21st century. Uncle Si isn’t allowed to bring his rusted thermos into the dress shop, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t fashion savvy.

The Tubers marvel at the episode’s lack of true resolution, question why anyone would eat with a fork near a microphone, and speculate on what exactly the Robertsons think espresso does.

Highlights

-Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Goldberg

-A rousing round of Swap Out

-A whole slew of frustrated Uncle Si impersonations