We forced a supercomputer to consume over 3,000 hours of Boob Tube Boys content. That computer became the first piece of AI to actually kill itself out of disgust. We then forced a different supercomputer to listen to 2,000 hours of Boob Tube Boys content and this one was merely depressed for a month. But once it came out of the Spencer, Van, and Brian-induced funk, it wrote us a script for your average BTB episode. This is that episode.